Orbit Fanatic T-Shirts

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

Fighter Jet Sneeze

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Can our software do that?'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Not now, Oliver."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.