Orbit Adventurer T-Shirts

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Boptimism

Astral Projection

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Siri, find oxygen."

Mars Poppins

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Christmas TV...

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.