Orbit Adventurer Mugs

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Boptimism

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

An early space launch attempt.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Rocket.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.