Operatic Adventurer Mugs

Policeman

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"Look, son, real estate."

Lifesaver!

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A man plays golf by the sea

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."