Operatic Adventurer Pillows

Policeman

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Batman O' War

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Lifesaver!

"Look, son, real estate."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'