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Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

US Space Shuttle

Mars Rover

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Subwoofer

Football

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Life and Death

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Penguin job interview

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Air Dentistry

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

Fish Boarding

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."