Nasa Admirer T-Shirts

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

US Space Shuttle

Mars Rover

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Subwoofer

Football

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Life and Death

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Flying in Formation.

The Cashless Society is Here

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Penguin job interview

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Now hiring.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Left Behind

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'He has really taken to the training.'