Relativity Lover Gifts

'Space is curved and time is relative, eh? -- Is this your way of asking for a day off?'

Albert Einstein

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Scurile travels

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Have you been working out?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Newton's vacation

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'