Relativity Enthusiast Gifts

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Physiciatrist...

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"It could never work between us."

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton's vacation

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Newton's Law and Order.

Astronaut

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Moon and Star

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

The One That Newton Missed