Relativity Appreciators Gifts

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"You've changed."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Final words on gravestones.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

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"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"I just love your use of lying"

"That isn't allowed either."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Elderly couple

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Michelangelo's David

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"I think I was a caterpillar!"