Relativity Lover Mugs

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Moulting"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Scurile travels

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'People, get a half-life!'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Have you been working out?'

Newton's vacation

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.