Religion Lover Gifts

When the Pope goes fishing.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

Hot cross buns

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

R.C.I.A.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

They're missing a few commandments.

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Attila the Nun.