Religion Lover Pillows

When the Pope goes fishing.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

The ecumenical dinner party.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Hot cross buns

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

They're missing a few commandments.

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

Attila the Nun.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."