Interfaith Lover Pillows

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Interfaith dialogue

Equal Time for All Christians

"We never discuss religion."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Happy Everything

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

Ok, ok

Ideas for a Simon Cowell Show - Picking the one true region.

"No funny stuff."

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

"Unitarian. You?"

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

God Bless America/Godless America

Divine Rivalry

Exoneration

"This Bible save a veteran's life during the war."

Al Aqsa mosque and metal detectors

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

Religious Eggs

Lionel Blue

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

Love thy neighbour.

When the Pope goes fishing.

"Did you hear the one about the Christian, the atheist and the Buddhist?"

Believer's Chapel/Non-Believer's Chapel.