Interfaith Lover Pillows

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Interfaith dialogue

"We never discuss religion."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Happy Everything

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

"No funny stuff."

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

Exoneration

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."

Al Aqsa mosque and metal detectors

Divine Rivalry

"Unitarian. You?"

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

Lionel Blue

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

Religious Eggs

Love thy neighbour.

"Did you hear the one about the Christian, the atheist and the Buddhist?"

When the Pope goes fishing.

"You need to learn how to handle conflicting views the Christian way."