Interfaith Explorer Pillows

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Love thy neighbour.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

Silly questions to ask Buddha: 'And is that your christian name?'

Divine Rivalry

Lionel Blue

"Did you hear the one about the Christian, the atheist and the Buddhist?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Home depot."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.