Interfaith Dialogue Lovers Pillows

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Interfaith dialogue

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Happy Everything

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"No funny stuff."

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

The intellectual and the wise

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

'Just because!'

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

Divine Rivalry

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."