Interfaith Dialogue Enthusiast Pillows

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Interfaith dialogue

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Equal Time for All Christians

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Happy Everything

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

Ok, ok

Ideas for a Simon Cowell Show - Picking the one true region.

The intellectual and the wise

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"No funny stuff."

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"You sure are a passionate defender of what you imagine the bible says."

Divine Rivalry

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."

God Bless America/Godless America

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we arguing about politics, religion or emoji misuse?"

Bento XVI.

Al Aqsa mosque and metal detectors

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

Religious Eggs

Lionel Blue

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

Love thy neighbour.

"Your god had the opportunity to forbid slavery. But instead he chose to forbid women in authority, bacon, and masturbation. Clearly he wanted us to be miserable."