Religion Admirer Gifts

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"What did Jesus order?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Attila the Nun.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Hallelujah!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Honk if you're holy.

They're missing a few commandments.

God's Double Whammy.

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."