Religious Service Admirer Gifts

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

Shepherd and eurydice

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

God's Double Whammy.

Hymns - Optional Extras

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Baby Bird

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"That isn't allowed either."

"And remember, there's only one in management. The rest of us are in sales."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

'Service Lift.'

"I'm here about the found poster."

Pastor Andy's pet peeves finally get the better of him.

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

"He was fascinated by my homework on the story of Adam and Eve which is in this backpack."

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

What Pastor Lewis started as a joke, ended up being a vital ministry...

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

A Clean Sweep at the Vatican.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

"I don't mind Harold bringing his work home, but it's the ringing of the bells I object to."

Labelled Church Bells.

Saint Franchise of Assisi

'In view of the clampdown on hate preaching, maybe just a tad less fire and brimstone in Sunday's sermon, perhaps?'

'-and the ceremony,your place or mine?'