Religious Service Admirer Mugs

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

Shepherd and eurydice

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

R.C.I.A.

God's Double Whammy.

Hymns - Optional Extras

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Baby Bird

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"And remember, there's only one in management. The rest of us are in sales."

"That isn't allowed either."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"I'm here about the found poster."

'Service Lift.'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

Pastor Andy's pet peeves finally get the better of him.

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

"This Bible save a veteran's life during the war."

What Pastor Lewis started as a joke, ended up being a vital ministry...

"He was fascinated by my homework on the story of Adam and Eve which is in this backpack."

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

A Clean Sweep at the Vatican.

"I don't mind Harold bringing his work home, but it's the ringing of the bells I object to."

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Labelled Church Bells.

Saint Franchise of Assisi

'In view of the clampdown on hate preaching, maybe just a tad less fire and brimstone in Sunday's sermon, perhaps?'