"We just got a call from the shul down the block. Could we find them a tenth man for a minyan?"
Religious Service Gifts
Looking for thoughtful gifts to mark a religious service or spiritual milestone? Our collection combines heartfelt sentiment with lighthearted wit, making every occasion memorable. Whether it's a celebration, a farewell, or an everyday reminder of faith, find something special that resonates with their spiritual journey.
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"
A child interrupting family prayers
"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."
St. Elmo's fired.
"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"
How's my sermon. . .
R.C.I.A.
"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."
"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan."
"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"
'It helps with reception.'
Male On Sunday
Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons
How's my Sermon . . .
'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'
"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."
'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'
"Holy moly!"
Churchwarden Talking to Rector
"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"
"T.G.I.F."
"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"
Hymns - Optional Extras
"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."
'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'
"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"
"First, you have to get their attention."
Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.
'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'
Vicar preaching at pulpit
Drive-Thru Church Service
'It's unto thee.'
Religious Service Gifts Collection
Religious Service Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for religious service occasions—where faith meets fun with designs that inspire and amuse.
Religious Service Pillows
Find comforting pillows that embody faith and devotion—perfect for keeping spiritual inspiration close.
Religious Service Prints
View our inspirational prints that beautifully commemorate religious ceremonies and spiritual gatherings.
Religious Service T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for celebrating spiritual milestones—wear your faith with humor and pride in every step.