Religion-banter Admirer Gifts

Liquor lorry driver being given directions in highly religious area

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Punk Reindeer

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"What did Jesus order?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Gates of heaven

Church restrooms

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants