Modern Life Enthusiasts Prints

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

The News in Capsule Form.

Garden of Earthly Delights

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

New York Man

'I usually don't do online dating.'

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

Landmark selfie

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'