Modern Living Aficionados Prints

"Calm down. He's saying Wet The Floor."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

The News in Capsule Form.

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Garden of Earthly Delights

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

A shared passion

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

New York Man

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

PsIkeatrist.

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."