Modern Living Aficionados Pillows

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

The News in Capsule Form.

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

New York Man

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

A shared passion

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

PsIkeatrist.

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

Computerized House