Desert Dweller Gifts

'What do you mean you're thirsty? You had a drink just last week.'

"Aren't they wonderful? My daughter sent them to me from Connecticut!"

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"Cool... You got a Brazilian Wax."

"You're spineless!!"

'Yeah, I've taken a few steroids lately - why?'

'It's true - the legs go first!'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I'm glad I decided on the drought-tolerant plants."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

"If we get rid of this, we should be alright"

'Fancy meeting you here.'

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

'Another mirage! First the bin lorry, and now this.'

Rattlesnake with babies.

Desert Island

Hydrate...even when it's raining.

The first email message was conceived, funded and launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikutake Suji.

"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."

The Desert Thong

"I know it won't float - it's not finished yet!"

"Smoke signal say... Your house is on fire."

When cacti turn bad.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Don't be in such a hurry! The wine needs time to breathe."

"It seems hotter than usual."

"Dry humor is one thing, but you're being ridiculous."

"Hallelujah!"

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."