Digital Desert Dweller Gifts

"There's tumbleweed coming out of your computer screen. Now do you believe your website is like a ghost town?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Cellphone Islands

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

i-teddy

Mohammad's motors

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Man and Machine snoozing

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Keep on Truckin.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."