Digital Desert Dweller Gifts

"There's tumbleweed coming out of your computer screen. Now do you believe your website is like a ghost town?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cellphone Islands

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Mohammad's motors

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Binary Man

Man and Machine snoozing

The Personal ATM

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Streaming"

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."