Digital Palace Dweller Gifts

Queen at computer screen searching friends re: you knighted site.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Cellphone Islands

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The Personal ATM

Keep on Truckin.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Streaming"

"What's that you're reading?"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Spooning

Internet Cafe.

Man and Machine snoozing

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.