Horse Care Gifts

Riding School Excursion

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Pretty small tooth for a horse!'

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'Hey Vicky! Chasing dandelion seeds again?'

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'

'You say he DRANK the blue lotion I left last time, and felt better right away?'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'We've had some great foals out of her, Doctor, but not for the last thirteen years.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'He just found out his human has invested in some daisy reins.'

'Gloria can you help me look for my shoe? I think i threw one whilst I was charging about just now...'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"Now stay off this foot for a few weeks please."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"