Horse Vet Gifts

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Cat Scan

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'