Horse Vet Prints

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Cat Scan

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Gentlemen Riders

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Stubborn Horses

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"