Livestock Management Gifts

"For economy of scale I'm thinking we should drive two cows to dodge city.''

"It's my side rustle."

See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Oxy clean.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'I KNOW this is insect repellent and not after-shave lotion.'

'This is going to hurt me than it does you.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

I'm a leg man myself.

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

GOP Debate: 'What About the Farmer?'

"God, I hate cows."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"They’re real."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Pull the udder one