Livestock Management Pillows

"For economy of scale I'm thinking we should drive two cows to dodge city.''

See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Oxy clean.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'I KNOW this is insect repellent and not after-shave lotion.'

'This is going to hurt me than it does you.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I'm a leg man myself.

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

GOP Debate: 'What About the Farmer?'

"God, I hate cows."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They’re real."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Sick Rancher Humor