Livestock Coordinator Pillows

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Sick Rancher Humor

Cheesie Rider

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

Free Range Cows.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

"We should have taken a eweber."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."