Livestock Farmer Gifts

"This one's self-basting."

"We raise our beef humanely."

A rider being chased by a bull

"Which one of you idiots left the ladder here?"

Cattle crossing.

Hairy Coo-nick Jr.

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

Over the edge...

"Nobody buys British anymore!"

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

Shepherd

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Prize vegetables.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cow Pinatas