Animal Border Control Officer T-Shirts

Collies Without Borders

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

Europe and immigration.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Viva Belarus!

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Man guarding a written border.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Frontex

Immigration freedom

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Not So Into This One

Dog Catcher.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Border Collie

US Border Controls

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Belarus Border Crisis

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.