Rodent Control T-Shirts

'Are you the lady with the mice?'

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Hazards of mouse painting

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Hamster.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hamster IV

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

'They're so obvious about it.'

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'

'It's gotta be a trap.'

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway