Speed Demon Tamer Pillows

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Route 666

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

Smile

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Tractor Racing

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Baby Race.

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Parenting Business Deals

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"