Speed Demon Tamer Pillows

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Under pressure.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Route 666

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

Tractor Racing

Cheesie Rider

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Safe Driving.

Parenting Business Deals

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Smile

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Baby Race.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

Say speed