Speed Demon Dreamer Pillows

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Concert Pianist.

"I need to tinkle."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Route 666

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'God's speed.'

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Cheesie Rider

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tractor Racing

Safe Driving.

Dragon Graph

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."