Speed Demon Dreamer Prints

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Concert Pianist.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Route 666

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Dragon Graph

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Tractor Racing

Safe Driving.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Cheesie Rider

Smile

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'