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A man connected to his PC.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Busy office.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Parenting Business Deals

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

New Swiss Army Knife

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Childhood Screen Addict

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'