Tools Gifts

Irish Jig Saws

Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)

'Typical inventor - failing to see the consequences of his own creation.'

The He-Man Bag

Power and the Glory tools

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

Job Safety - Safety Meeting.

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

Bob’s Museum

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"Wow! This guy's a hard nut to crack!"

"They don't make them the way they used to!"

Elmer's Hardware: 'I want one of thingamajigs! You know what I mean, a doohickey!'

I have a feeling that boy only wants one thing from our daughter.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

'Hello,Biggo Hardware? About that portable air compressor I ordered.....'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

'Close enough?'

A door handle and a hammer are insulting each other.

'Mom, dad... This is Uri, a Swiss army officer.'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

DIY store.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"He's determined to bury that bone."

Thor's Other Tools

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

A DIY disaster.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'I know it's the thought that counts - what were you thinking?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

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