Practical Tools Gifts

Swiss Army Porta-Potty

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

The Hammer

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Multitool Knife

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Swiss Army Phone