Practical Tools Mugs

Swiss Army Porta-Potty

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The Hammer

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'And here's the toolkit.'