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A former ranch hand, Dr. Durmley liked to show off his ability to rope and extract a tooth.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Gene Therapy

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

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Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

I understand you all have names already, but if I want to assign my employees names I like, Margeret, I'll damn well go ahead and do it!

The Violin Artist

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'You know you're 40 when...'

Conformity

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

Italian Army Knife

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

Working at a hospital

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"

Thoughts

"I'm roundin' up a posse."

'Let's just say you've unfriended the wrong person!'

Tattooist doing self portraits.

"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

'I think starting up a multi billion pound empire involves more than asking all your online friends to give you all their money!'

'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'