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Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

'Mountain goats are soft.'

'Whew! You're a tough girl to stalk.'

'I'll see your 10,000 Arizona acres ripe for development and I'll raise you 10,000 acres of glorious mountain hideaways in New Mexico.'

"If I knew the ingredients in Mama's pasta sauce I'd tell you."

Ted and Brian's Everest moment was ruined when a fat clown wandered into the wrong cartoon by mistake.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Swiss Skier

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

Winter Games

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'First of all, relax.'

"Saying what? Hey! Did he just take off without me? Jerk!

Ski kicker.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

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Expectations vs. Bitterness

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Cellphone Islands

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

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