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'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

A Good Batch.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Ski kicker.

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Hellbillies.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

Back to Work

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Expectations vs. Bitterness

Revenuers will be shot.

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'