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US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

"I could never vote for somebody who's never had to make his own liquor."

Redneck "Still" Life...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

A Good Batch.

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Shaken not stirred

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Espresso Martini Peacock

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."