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'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

A Good Batch.

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Margarita

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'See you in two weeks!'