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Grades of booze

A Good Batch.

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Trump Poutine

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock