Moonshine Aficionado Pillows

Grades of booze

A Good Batch.

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.